Wednesday night, 26 April

9.30pm

Jessica settles in her moses basket.

9.50

Ros and Nick head up to bed.

10.10

Everyone is asleep.

Thursday morning, 27 April

12.10am

J wakes, hungry for a feed.

12.25

J finishes feeding and is winded and put in her basket by R.

1.00

J is still gurgling post-feed (not in a cute baby way, more in a sounding-like-she's-trying-not-to-drown-in-milk sort of way).

1.10

N picks her up to wind her.

1.20

J quiet again, so put her down.

1.25

Having started to gurgle again, N picks up, winds again, and puts her down, still gurgling. N massages her in her basket.

1.30

J falls silent.

1.34

J starts gurgling again.

1.45

N picks J up. She needs a change.

1.47

N washes her bottom end, and dries her off with cotton wool.

1.48

Fresh, clean and naked, J concentrates hard, and poos on N's arm.

1.49

N cleans her (again), puts a nappy on (her) and washes his arm.

1.53

N puts J down.

1.55

J decides she's hungry (again) and needs a feed from R.

2.05

Briefly fed and winded by R, J is put down.

2.13

Silence at last. Lights out.

2.14

Gurgles start again.

2.19

Since she's fed, pooed, been changed and winded, R and N decide there's not much more they can do, so ignore J for a bit. This time, she falls quiet of her own accord.

6.20

Blimey, it's morning. Must be time for a feed (again).

6.35

Fed and winded, R puts J down. She gurgles.

6.50

R resorts to letting J sleep on her for half an hour until everyone is awake and 'ready' to start the day.

Yes, it's time for Nick's first day at work after paternity leave!