Hmmm. OK. How about the following very serious suggestions?

Alonzo Kaijaks
James Christopher Simon Kaijaks (see http://www.tenorsax.freeserve.co.uk/Baby/News/why_james.html)
Capn Fishy Kaijaks
Ajax Kaijaks
Kayak Kaijaks
Laser Kaijaks
Hijacks Kaijaks
Hijinks Kaijaks
Feta Kaijaks
Hairy Kaijaks
Science Kaijaks
Katrina Kaijaks
Shrek Kaijaks
Doh Nuts Kaijaks
Baldrick Kaijaks
Barclaycard Kaijaks
Caractacus Kaijaks
Zig-a-zig-ahh Kaijaks
Beanz Meanz Kaijaks
William Albert Norbert Kaijaks
Filofax Kaijaks
Getafix Kaijaks
Motley Kaijaks
Komic Kapers Kaijaks
Doctor Kaijaks
Photoshop Kaijaks
Keynote Kaijaks
Slalom Kaijaks
Mike's Kaijaks
Keira Kaijaks
Kylie Kaijaks
Kirsty Kaijaks
Krusty Kaijaks
Kinky Kaijaks
Scooby Snax Kaijaks
Contacts Kaijaks
Karai Kaijaks
Korma Kaijaks
Kalamazoo Kaijaks

I am eternally grateful to my colleagues Linda and Mac for contributions.

Do we win?

You missed out Jalfrezi Kaijaks, for delicious fresh zestiness :-)

And perhaps Nurse Kaijaks could be entertaining...

If it's a girl, it could always be Ashley.

:-p

You missed out a few of my favourites:

Kojak
Celeriac
Knick-knack-paddy-whack

Or even just plain Jack!

Obviously if it's a boy it should be
Keanu pr. "Canoe"

alternatively; -

Spinnaker
Skif
Skull
Isle of Wight Ferry
Eskimo

or howabout Miffy ?

Knick-knack-paddy-whack Kaijaks and Miffy Kaijaks get my vote!

There was a chap at the film festival called Urbain Apeltans, Dave & I think Urbain Kaijaks would be a splendid name. Any news on the short-list yet?